have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
so my dog was reunited with his parents today
and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER
you think this is a game, son?
this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
where did noah keep his bees
IN THE ARK HIVES
Get the fuck away from me right now
if you ignore my texts i’ll just assume you hate me